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If our House Could Talk: Copy Kat!
In the latest chapter of the friendly rivalry saga between Katerina and Damian, the stakes have been raised and the competition has taken a turn towards personal betterment. For those in the loop, this dynamic duo has been neck and neck in just about everything, from the whimsical world of latte art to the high-stakes game of speed-bed-making. It’s a rivalry that’s both light-hearted and fiercely competitive.
A few months ago, Katerina, or Kat as we affectionately call her, set the bar high. She didn’t just complete an MBA Essential course; she soared through it with colors so bright, they could light up the night sky. It was a feat that left us all in awe, not just for the academic prowess it demonstrated, but for the sheer determination and grit it took to achieve it.
But wait, there’s a plot twist! Not one to be outdone, Damian has entered the scene with a flourish, completing an MBA Essential course. And yes, he’s checked that box with the same panache that Kat did. It’s a “Copy KAT” move that has everyone talking!
What does this mean for the infamous Kat and Damian showdown? It’s a leveling up of sorts. This isn’t just about one-upmanship; it’s about pushing each other to greater heights, about setting personal benchmarks and then vaulting over them with the support and challenge of a worthy opponent.
So, what’s next for these two? Will we see Damian attempt to outdo Kat’s coffee art next, or will Kat take the bed-making championship title from Damian? One thing’s for sure, in this game of friendly rivalry, the winner is always self-improvement, and we’re all here for it.
Stay tuned for the next edition of “Copy KAT!” where we’ll see just how far this rabbit hole of rivalry goes. Will it be professional certifications, learning new languages, or perhaps a triathlon? With Kat and Damian, the sky’s the limit, and we’re just along for the thrilling ride.
Checkmate or Check Again? Only time will tell!
34 Weeks of Pregnancy: The “Egg” and Maternity Leave Melodrama
Oh, how time flies! I mean, really, wasn’t it just yesterday that I discovered I was pregnant? Well, maybe not yesterday, but it sure feels like it! And now, here I am, at the 34-week mark, just six weeks away from the due date. Time may be racing, but this “eggs-traordinary” adventure has been anything but predictable!
Let’s talk about maternity leave. November 30th is lurking just around the corner, and I’m feeling the impending departure from work like I’m leaving behind a treasured part of myself. It’s not just about the meetings, calls, emails, and Teams messages I won’t be dealing with for a while; it’s the mental gymnastics of saying goodbye to a job that I’ve invested so much in. Sure, I know I’ll be back, but in the meantime, I’ll be missing my daily dose of office adventures. It’s like a brief hiatus from reality TV, but with more baby screams.
The eighth month has arrived, and it’s brought along some interesting changes. First of all, my clothes have decided to stage a mass rebellion. None of them fit! It’s like my belly is hosting a protest against waistbands, and it’s winning. Bending over to pick up something off the floor has become an Olympic event. Seriously, I feel like I’m teetering on the brink of a somersault every time I try. My center of gravity has done a disappearing act and left me hanging. Therefore I am calling this stage “whaling”.
And don’t even get me started on climbing stairs or just taking a leisurely stroll. These activities now make me sound like I’ve run a marathon with Darth Vader. Each step feels like I’m hauling around a ton of bricks, and I’d be lying if I said I didn’t miss the days when walking felt effortless.
Now, about that picture. It’s a snapshot of me attempting to “fake it till I make it.” But, nope, the belly, lovingly referred to as “the egg,” is still there, sticking out like a mountain peak in the midst of a serene landscape. There’s no hiding it, and really, why would I want to? I’ve come to embrace this “egg-ceptional” journey and the quirks that come with it.
But you know what? Despite all the comedy that pregnancy throws my way, I wouldn’t change a thing. I’ve been incredibly fortunate to have had a relatively smooth ride so far, and I’m truly grateful for that. My impending maternity leave and the final countdown to meeting our baby are filling me with a mix of stress and excitement. Sure, I might be laughing at my ever-expanding belly, but in reality, I’m just counting down the days until I get to meet the little one who’s been causing all this mayhem. And in the end, it’s all worth it!
Woof, Woof! 🐾
Bonjour, dear readers! It’s us, Boujee and Dapper, your favorite French Bulldogs, here to fill you in on our fabulous fall escapades. Oh, la la, we are absolutely living for this cooler weather! With the leaves changing color and the scent of autumn in the air, life couldn’t be better for us.
First and foremost, let us bark about how much we adore the drop in temperature. We Frenchies have a notorious reputation for not handling the heat too well, but now, with the arrival of autumn, our daily walks have become quite the adventure. Not only do we get to show off our stylish sweaters, but our lungs can finally breathe easy. In fact, we dare say our breathing is more akin to the 8-month-pregnant Kat, who seems to huff and puff anytime she has to bend or climb some stairs. Sacré bleu! The struggle is real, Kat!
Speaking of time, don’t forget to turn the clocks back this weekend for winter time. And what does that mean for us? An extra hour of beauty sleep, of course! We’ll gladly take that bonus snooze time.
Now, let us fill you in on a little mishap. You see, last week, our lovely Kat misread the weather forecast, thinking it would be too warm for us to embark on our usual 10km walk at Cootes. Instead, she and our dad went on a whirlwind adventure, fixing, repairing, and decorating the house for Halloween. Don’t get us wrong, we love the spooky decorations, but we missed our long walk, and you can have a sneak peek at it in our video below!
But fear not, dear readers, we’ve still been treated to a lovely morning stroll. After all, we have to maintain our fabulous physiques, even during this pumpkin spice latte season.
Now, here’s the exciting part: it is Dapper’s birthday month, and Boujee is simply beside herself with anticipation. With Kat’s help, we’re preparing for the most extravagant Frenchie birthday bash you can imagine! Doggie treats, balloons, and belly rubs galore – Dapper’s in for a tail-wagging good time.
Oh, and before we wrap up, let us share a little secret with you. We love our dad more than anything in the world, but there’s something quite endearing about Kat and her pregnant belly. Dapper, in his infinite wisdom, has decided to become the official guardian of the baby. He follows Kat everywhere, making sure she’s safe and sound. We’ll all be one big, happy pack soon, and we can’t wait!
So there you have it, our dearest friends. Life is pawsitively wonderful, and we’re counting down the days until the newest addition to our pack arrives. Stay tuned for more boujee and dapper adventures, and remember, life is better with a Frenchie or two by your side! Woof-woof, au revoir! ❤️
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