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Turning Over a New Leaf: From Orchids to Philodendrons & Alocasias
Ever since I was a little boy, my fascination with orchids was ignited not by my own discovery but through the influence of my brother-in-law. His profound passion and intricate knowledge of these sophisticated plants were both captivating and contagious, leading me down a path filled with the allure of their blooms and the challenge of their care. Despite my devoted efforts, the orchids seemed to cherish a somewhat unrequited love, thriving distinctly on their terms and often leaving me in reflective awe.
As time unfolded, my relationship with orchids began to resemble a beautiful yet one-sided romance. During this period of botanical introspection, I found myself increasingly drawn toward a different kind of plant family altogether—the Philodendrons and Alocasias. This shift in interest was largely inspired by my mother, whose house was always a verdant sanctuary, with Philodendrons and Alocasias nestled among a vast array of greenery. Her flourishing success with these plants contrasted sharply with my own experiences with orchids, prompting a change in my horticultural pursuits.
Encouraged by her example and driven by a desire for a new direction, I embarked on a journey into the lush world of Philodendrons and Alocasias. And yes, in what might be becoming a bit of a humorous tradition for me, my quest once again led me to the familiar digital corridors of Facebook Marketplace. This platform has become a hub of vibrant enthusiasm for plant enthusiasts, offering a spirited community engaged in the buying, selling, and trading of these leafy wonders. Despite my initial resolve to acquire “just one plant,” the magnetic allure of Facebook Marketplace proved too strong, and my collection quickly expanded, each new plant telling its own unique story.
It will take me a few weeks to integrate them into our living space in Hamilton, but I have a plan. Like all of my plans, it will be a thing of beauty—well, that’s at least once I get around to building some epic moss poles for them to climb. The vision is there: a living space transformed into a verdant paradise, where each plant finds its perfect spot to thrive, climbing and reaching toward the light.
Reflecting on this evolution, from the orchid-inspired fascination ignited by my brother-in-law to my current embrace of Philodendrons and Alocasias, inspired by my mother, I’m reminded of the continuous cycles of learning, growth, and the rich connections that shape our lives. This journey isn’t just about plants; it’s a story of transitions, discoveries, and the shared laughter that comes from recognizing our own quirky habits.
To all our dear friends and followers, we invite you to join us on this green adventure. Whether you’re a seasoned gardener or just beginning to dip your toes into the world of plant care, there’s something incredibly rewarding about nurturing these living beings. Here’s to new beginnings, shared discoveries, and the perpetual beauty of nature that continues to enrich our lives, with perhaps a few more trips to Facebook Marketplace along the way.
Oh, and if you grow Philodendrons and Alocasias, please contact us as we would love to get tips, and tricks and possibly do some trades.
Tiny Tales from Alyce’s Weekly Wonders: A Busy Week of Growth and Naps!
Hi everyone!
It’s me, Alyce, this past week has been quite the adventure for me!
First things first, I had my monthly check-in at the hospital with the Complex Care Team. Mom and dad took me, and even though I’m just a little baby, I could feel all the love and support around me. The doctors were so nice, and they said I’m growing big and strong!
Speaking of growing, guess what? I’m now 61.8 cm (24.3 inches) tall and weigh 6.24 kg (13.7 lbs)! Yep, I’m getting bigger and stronger every day, and I’m loving every minute of it!
Now, let’s talk about one of my favorite things: power naps! Oh boy, am I the queen of power naps! 😴 Whether it’s in my high chair with Tony the giraffe keeping me company or snuggled up in mom’s arms during the pm feed, I know how to catch some Z’s. And guess what? Sometimes I even dream! How cool is that?
But the fun doesn’t stop there! Mom and dad took me on some awesome walks this week. There was one at night where I couldn’t see much at first, but once I felt the cozy warmth of my stroller sack, I drifted off to sleep. And let me tell you about the early morning walk – even though it was a bit chilly, I loved every moment of it. Can’t wait for more adventures outdoors!
Oh, and speaking of dad, he’s been pretty busy with work stuff lately. But even though he’s got lots of important things to do, I hope he still makes time for me to chat and play. After all, I’ve got lots of stories to tell him!
Well, that’s all for now. Thanks for joining me on my little journey through this busy week.
Until next time, stay cozy, keep smiling and take some naps!
Love,
Alyce 💕
Woof Woof! 🐾
Oh la la, les amis! It’s your favorite four-legged Frenchies, Boujee and Dapper, reporting live from the glamorous world of puppyhood. Buckle up, because our adventures are about to take you on a wild ride through sniffs, snuggles, and a whole lot of sass.
Let’s start with the tale of Dapper, the Casanova of the canine world. Ah, Dapper, oh Dapper! He’s fallen head over paws for Alyce, the tiny human ruler of our household. You see, folks, Dapper’s heart has been captured, and he’s gone from being a couch potato to a crib cuddler faster than you can say “fetch.”
Yes, indeed, Dapper is so smitten with Alyce that he’s taken to snoozing beside her crib or perching on the nearest chair, gazing at her with all the adoration a French bulldog can muster. And let us not forget our new morning ritual – the official toe-tasting ceremony. Alyce may not always appreciate our affectionate gestures, but hey, we’re just practicing our French kisses, non?
Now, onto the topic of our daily jaunts. Walks have become the highlight of our furry existence, les amis. They’re longer, livelier, and oh-so-much more exciting, especially now that Alyce and her entourage (aka our parents) have joined the paw-ty. Picture this: a parade of paws and strollers, with yours truly leading the pack. Or perhaps Alyce takes the lead, showing us who’s boss in her stylish ride. We’re still figuring out the logistics, but one thing’s for sure – the whole family together makes for one paw-some outing.
But alas, les amis, there’s a cloud on the horizon. Our beloved dad is trading his daytime cuddles for office shenanigans once more. Will he still have time to romp and play with us, his loyal sidekicks? We can only hope and bark our hearts out for more quality playtime.
Until next time, au revoir and stay paw some as we are! 🐾

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